Try This Please Blanket 2012
The question is, try what
please? It's like that underwear
(or are they bathing suits?) you might have seen in the apparel section.
We've discovered that there are many, many possible iterations of this blanket. At Suboptimal Products, we don't want to write the same words over and over again. (Mayber over at MIGHT SAY
they could handle the repetition, not here.) We want, indeed, to continue to add to our list of possible texts.
We do have one potential client for a blanket much like this one with considerably longer prose. If that one is hard enough to produce, that might encourage us to make more: at Suboptimal Products willful and contrary are our middle names.